Women in a Meeting

Alexandra Petri writes the Compost Blog for The Washington Post.



On October 13, 2015, Ms. Petri wrote this delightful piece about women and their choice of language in meetings.  



While not meant to be real estate related, every woman who has ever sat around a conference table may immediately recognize herself or her peers in Ms. Petri's hysterical reinterpretation of famous historical lines.

In a woman's valiant effort to avoid coming across as threatening, she, instead, comes across as ridiculous.

Having grown up at a time when "women's lib" was still part of our nation's current events, I know first-hand how women were unofficially schooled to "couch" their opinions in soft, inclusive and apologetic tones. In its infancy and beyond, the women-at-work movement tread carefully and took care not to step on male toes.

Women everywhere - let us vow to say, "enough!" to this absurdity.

With a mindset so deeply ingrained, and made worse by the subscription of other women to the theory that strong, articulate females are best described by the dreaded B-word, our hope lies with a new generation of daughters in the boardroom. 

Ms. Petri's Post:


It should not be, but it is. You will think that you have stated the case simply and effectively, and everyone else will wonder why you were so Terrifyingly Angry. Instead, you have to translate. You start with your thought, then you figure out how to say it as though you were offering a groveling apology for an unspecified error. (In fact, as Sloane Crosley pointed out in an essay earlier this year, the time you are most likely to say “I’m sorry” is the time when you feel that you, personally, have just been grievously wronged. Not vice versa.)

To illustrate this difficulty, I have taken the liberty of translating some famous sentences into the phrases a woman would have to use to say them during a meeting not to be perceived as angry, threatening or (gasp!) bitchy.

“Give me liberty, or give me death.”
Woman in a Meeting: “Dave, if I could, I could just — I just really feel like if we had liberty it would be terrific, and the alternative would just be awful, you know? That’s just how it strikes me. I don’t know.”

“I have a dream today!”
Woman in a Meeting: “I’m sorry, I just had this idea — it’s probably crazy, but — look, just as long as we’re throwing things out here — I had sort of an idea or vision about maybe the future?”

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
Woman in a Meeting: “I’m sorry, Mikhail, if I could? Didn’t mean to cut you off there. Can we agree that this wall maybe isn’t quite doing what it should be doing? Just looking at everything everyone’s been saying, it seems like we could consider removing it. Possibly. I don’t know, what does the room feel?”

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
Woman in a Meeting: “I have to say — I’m sorry — I have to say this. I don’t think we should be as scared of non-fear things as maybe we are? If that makes sense? Sorry, I feel like I’m rambling.”

“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.”
Woman in a Meeting: “I’m not an expert, Dave, but I feel like maybe you could accomplish more by maybe shifting your focus from asking things from the government and instead looking at things that we can all do ourselves? Just a thought. Just a thought. Take it for what it’s worth.”

“Let my people go.”
Woman in a Meeting: “Pharaoh, listen, I totally hear where you’re coming from on this. I totally do. And I don’t want to butt in if you’ve come to a decision here, but, just, I have to say, would you consider that an argument for maybe releasing these people could conceivably have merit? Or is that already off the table?”

“I came. I saw. I conquered.”
Woman in a Meeting: “I don’t want to toot my own horn here at all but I definitely have been to those places and was just honored to be a part of it as our team did such a wonderful job of conquering them.”

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”
Woman in a Meeting: “I’m sorry, it really feels to me like we’re all equal, you know? I just feel really strongly on this.”

“I have not yet begun to fight.”
Woman in a Meeting: “Dave, I’m not going to fight you on this.”

“I will be heard.”
Woman in a Meeting: “Sorry to interrupt. No, go on, Dave. Finish what you had to say.”









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Comment balloon 6 commentsJill Sackler • October 27 2015 06:22AM


Chuckling ... but this is one darn good piece of writing and thought, Jill Sackler.  I just read an article last week along the very same lines that said BILLIONS of dollars are lost each year because women aren't leading and taking part in company meetings.  Billions!  Jeesh .. men are you listening??




Posted by Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi, 708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience (NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656) over 4 years ago

Jill - this is definitely food for thought.  I have noticed that women tend to use different verbiage.

Posted by Grant Schneider, Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes (Performance Development Strategies) over 4 years ago

Good morning Jill. Fortunately this is usually the case anymore. Women can define themselves as they are or pay homage to a time, thankfully, gone by.

Posted by Sheila Anderson, The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133 (Referral Group Incorporated) over 4 years ago

Gene Mundt, Chicago-area Mortgage Lender - www.genemundt.com  Thank you. The author definitedly nailed it. Just this year, I've heard every single one of the examples.

Grant Schneider Somewhere along the way, we learned this way the best way to make our point.

Sheila Anderson  I look forward to that time.

Posted by Jill Sackler, LI South Shore Real Estate - Broker Associate (Charles Rutenberg Realty Inc. 516-575-7500) over 4 years ago

Jill, these are wonderful.  Today, most women are more direct i their communication. 

Posted by Sharon Parisi, Dallas Homes (United Real Estate Dallas ) over 4 years ago

Jill - you would have the most fun if you ever manage to go to American Consulate in Moscow.

There are many females working there. Americans, who are generally nice, quickly adjust to the way Russians are acting, and it is worth watching the conversations.

While Russians lie, and it is a mutual game, where both sides know where and what they lie about, but it is sort of a ritual, Americans are blunt about it, stop you on the spot, and it is the most entertaining show to watch nicely looking and even smiling American ladies being so unbelievably harsh in manners and, yes, language... I was always curious how they then readjust when they are back to US. Or they will be considered extraordinary rude in the US.

Posted by Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL, Buy Daytona condos for heavenly good prices (Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408) over 4 years ago

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